Slate Coaster

Define Your Vibe—One Drink at a Time.
Elevate your coffee table (and your conversations) with these bold slate coasters, each laser-engraved with dictionary-style definitions of delightfully wicked words: Sadist. Masochist. Brat. Sea ewe hen tea. Cunt. Moist.

Whether you’re sipping tea or stirring trouble, these coasters are guaranteed to start a conversation—or stop one dead in its tracks.

£5 each • 2 for £8
Perfect for your dungeon, your flat, or your passive-aggressive gift list.