The Fuck Stick – 24″ Vac-U-Lock-Ready Impact Toy
£25.00
Say hello to The Fuck Stick — your new favorite tool for domination, sensation, and straight-up mischief.
This 2-foot hardwood beast is made for those who like their gear raw, real, and ready. The body is solid, sealed with a water-resistant varnish that gives it a smooth, durable finish — ideal for impact or insertion (depending on your mood). The ergonomic 3D printed handle gives you grip and control, while the Vac-U-Lock compatible end means you can attach your favorite toy and let chaos reign.
Whether you’re wielding it for a scene, strapping in for some high-stakes fun, or just love how ridiculous and perfect the name is — The Fuck Stick gets the job done. Loudly.
Specs:
24″ long (yes, two full feet of “oh shit”)
Solid hardwood core
3D printed, non-slip grip handle
Vac-U-Lock compatible base
Coated in a water-resistant finish
Built for serious play or serious conversation
Care Tip: Clean with a damp cloth or toy-safe wipe. Avoid soaking or submerging. Compatible attachments should be cleaned as per their own material care instructions.
Use with consent. Use with joy. Use responsibly.
